I can explain. It's very valuable. You can see how I lived before I met you. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. You can see how I lived before I met you. There's no...

These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. You...

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Then we'll go with that data file! Spare me your space age...

Shut up and take my money! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. The key to victory is discipline, and...

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Shut up and take my money! We...

Soon enough. I wish! It's a nickel. Then we'll go with that data file! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence...

Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Kif might! Anyhoo, your...

It's a T. It goes "tuh". Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Why did you bring us here? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics,...